When will I see you again?

"Can I borrow your I Pod to take with me on my work trip to Spain?" asked Watski Jnr

I nearly choked on my coffee.

"Why? What's up with yours?" I asked.

"I dropped mine in the sea in Cyprus and now it doesn't work"

"I'm not surprised. How do I know that you're not going to fill it full of your rubbish music or drop it in the water again?"

"Don't worry, I'll look after it like it's my own"

"That's what I'm worried about"

Ipod now playing "Don't let him take me" by Certain Death.