Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Short circuit

"It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid"

Well I'm bloody afraid, I'm afraid for the sanity of this country. Afraid for our future generations.

"At Christmas time we let in light, and we banish shade"

I really think some people are taking Midge and Bob's words too literally.

Those flippin Africans might not have much, but at least not having much means that they haven't got male adults adorning anything and everything on the front of their houses with all manner of flashing things, in the name of Christmas. They should be thankful.

'Oooh look at our house, we have a 12 foot flashing Snowman, we may be misery arses all year round and moan about the kids playing in the street but we are fun people really and all this proves it'

No you're not. You need help. Some of you are going to be landing planes if you're not careful.

It's getting beyond a joke.