Setting the record straight
The local paper have issued a correction this week to an error they made last week - I'm happy to help them set the record straight:
"We are happy to make it clear that a man named in a court case last week when he admitted assault, posession of an offensive weapon and theft, is only suspected of attacking homosexuals and has not admitted it, as may have been implied by a headline in last weeks paper"
Thank God it was only homosexuals he was attacking instead of arbitrary people - it makes it so much better.
Modern living has yet to make it this far up North it seems.
"We are happy to make it clear that a man named in a court case last week when he admitted assault, posession of an offensive weapon and theft, is only suspected of attacking homosexuals and has not admitted it, as may have been implied by a headline in last weeks paper"
Thank God it was only homosexuals he was attacking instead of arbitrary people - it makes it so much better.
Modern living has yet to make it this far up North it seems.
