Thursday, July 15, 2004

Super Witch

Claire Raynor today said, that because of the recent problem with the MRSA super-bug in British hospitals, that she would never set foot in an NHS hospital again.

Well thank God for that. If we're ever unfortunate to be in hospital it at least gives us the relative comfort of knowing that we wont be faced with that oversized Afghan hound yapping in the bed next to us when we open our eyes in the morning. If only we can get her to give other institutions a miss that might make her better, like Private Hospitals and Doctors Surgerys, then we'd be getting somewhere.

Now all we need is for Jim Davidson and Paul Daniels to make good their promises to leave the country if Labour came to power. We're still waiting.