Hairy Mary

On the subject of hair, 'hairs' another great story I saw the other day.

Every paragraph contains a gem. The man was apparently 'the hairyest man in the world', although my Dad was away when they did the judging so it cant be too official. Now he's been overtaken by two others. Do you think he's upset about it?

The funniest thing is that there appears to be a scale of hairyness. A hairyness world ranking if you will. Is it an event at the Olympics?

I wonder where I am in the hairy standings?