Fish face

Tuna-ing my radio, i hit a fish today as I was driving near a school crossing.

So I pulled on to the hard shoal-der to ring my insurance company. They refused to pay out because they said it was an 'act of cod'. They didnt need to carp on about it. I fancied buying a Motor-pike anyway.

There's absolutely no porpoise to this post at all. I did it just for the halibut.