Watski recipe.

Boil a pan full of water.

Take 3 fair sized eggs. Preferably Organic. Definitely free range.

Run some hot water from the tap over them.

Lower the eggs into the boiling water using a spoon.

Add a dash of vinegar.

Leave for 7 minutes.

Butter 4 slices of bread and leave. Choose something nice and soft.

Piss about on t'internet for 6 minutes.

Forget that you're cooking something.



Remember you're cooking something

Run into kitchen.

Kick dog by mistake.

Quickly remove eggs from pan using spoon.

Place in bowl and remove shells.

Swear a little.

Chop eggs using spoon or knife.

Add man sized dollop of salad cream, a little pepper to taste and mix.

Layer eggs onto bread and cut to shape preference.

Eat noisily.

2 hours later - burn hand on gas hob that you inadvertently left on.

Run hand under cold tap.

Switch gas off.

Egg sandwiches. Beautiful. Not just for shit wedding receptions.